Just click on these links to read the rest of the parodies of Clement Moore's famous poem. & whatever you may be celebrating this season, hope it's happy!
'Twas a Star Trek Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas on the Enterprise-D,
On a routine short hop to Starbase 03,
With Data on duty in the command chair,
At Warp 6, the Enterprise soon would be there.
A Visit from St. Nicholas in the Ernest Hemingway Manner
It was the night before Christmas. The house was very quiet. No creatures were stirring in the house. There weren't even any mice stirring. The stockings had been hung carefully by the chimney. The children hoped that Saint Nicholas would come and fill them.
'Twas the Night Before Catmas
'Twas the night before Catmas,
When all through the house,
Not an animal was stirring,
Not even the mouse.
Xena's Night Before Solstice
'Twas the night before Solstice and all through the village,
There were no celebrations, not even a light pillage;
Joxer was nestled elsewhere in his bed,
While heroic visions danced through his head.
X-File Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas and all of the Feds,
Had gone home to their families and were tucked up in bed.
Fox Mulder was stirring, he'd be up for a while,
With high hopes that Santa would bring him an X-File.